Look how happy Joe is!

Hi Global Recap readers,

Ok, here me out.

There’s a popular theory that Biden might secretly be happy Trump won the election. I mean, think about it—if you were President and your own party staged a semi-coup against you, wouldn’t you feel a little bitter, too?

Well, President Biden spoke today about Trump’s victory, and here’s how he looked. 👇

🇺🇸 UNITED STATES
Joe’s Happy

Here’s a rare moment where I’m letting a bit of pure, fun tinfoil slip into our email.

This was Jill Biden when she went to vote. Notice anything?

Wearing red is usually a bold, deliberate choice, especially on a day like election day. This is why her outfit had people online wondering if—just maybe—she cast her vote for Trump.

🤔 In contrast: Here’s another photo of her—one of many—where she’s wearing blue.

Jill Hates Kamala (Apparently)

It’s no secret that Jill isn’t fond of Kamala Harris. Over the years, plenty of reports have highlighted their strained relationship—at one point, Jill even said Kamala should “Go fuck [herself].”

That’s Not All

That’s not the only time President Joe Biden seemed more upbeat than usual.

Check him out at 6:49—he genuinely looks like he’s enjoying the moment, almost as if a weight has been lifted off his shoulders.

🤔 Personally: I’m convinced Joe is ecstatic. There’s no doubt he’s relieved Kamala didn’t win. Put yourself in his shoes for a second—you’re pushed out because your party doesn’t think you can beat Trump. If Kamala had won, they’d be saying, “I told you so.” But now? It’s Joe’s turn to rub it in their faces.

Kamala’s Underperformance

Not only that, Kamala Harris didn’t manage to outperform President Biden in a single state.

Here’s a viral clip of CNN’s Jake Tapper reacting to the news:

🇺🇸 UNITED STATES
Kamala Harris' $20M Campaign Debt

The newest report sheds light on the finances of Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign:

• It raised a staggering >$1 billion.

• In October, it had $118 million in the bank.

• By the end, it accrued $20 million… in debt.

The Debt Details

According to Politico's sources, Harris' campaign ended the 2024 election with at least $20 million in debt.

• The campaign had $118 million in the bank as of October 16, which is just a few weeks before the election.

• The debt is now being shopped around to other campaigns and outside groups in an effort to raise the funds.

Experts Weigh In

Harris isn’t just suffering financially, of course—it just lost the elections. Political experts say Harris struggled to connect with voters on key issues.

• She "never really landed" her economic message, according to one expert.

• The Democrat's reproductive rights focus also "didn't get the expected cut-through with voters."

The latter is quite interesting because data shows that about 53% of white women voted for Trump. The Harris campaign suggested this was due to wives being pressured by their husbands to vote for him. However, many online believe this is just gaslighting.

Here’s Sunny Hostin blaming “uneducated white women” for handing Trump his election victory, while Black women “tried to save this country.”

But it’s okay because one can’t be racist against white people, right?

🇳🇱 NETHERLANDS
Israeli Fans Attacked in Amsterdam By Arab Rioters

Hundreds of Maccabi Tel Aviv soccer fans were violently assaulted by Arab rioters in Amsterdam after a match against AFC Ajax.

The Attack

Maccabi Tel Aviv fans reported being ambushed and attacked by Arab rioters as they left the stadium.

• Disturbing footage shows fans being beaten, run over, and even forced to say "Free Palestine" in order to be freed.

• At least 5 fans were injured, and others had to barricade themselves in shops and hotels.

• The police were slow to respond, arriving 30-45 minutes after the attacks began.

• Israel’s ambassador to the Netherlands, Modi Ephraim, informed authorities in Israel that 600 police officers were deployed to manage the situation.

Reactions

Israeli officials and politicians strongly condemned the violence.

• Incoming Foreign Minister Gideon Sa'ar called for fans in distress to contact an emergency hotline.

• Member of the Israeli Knesset Boaz Bismuth said Jews were "forced to barricade themselves and hide" as the violence continued.

• Israel's UN Ambassador Danny Danon called it a "pogrom" and demanded the UN condemn the violence.

More Videos and Photos

A person being forced to say “free Palestine.” 👇

Jewish fans were forced to jump into the canals to flee the mob. 👇

An Israeli passport posted on social media, supposedly stolen from a Jewish soccer fan.👇

🇷🇺 RUSSIA
Report: North Korean Troops Binging on Porn (Allegedly)

The Pentagon says it can't verify reports that North Korean troops in Russia are indulging in some, uh, "extracurricular activities" online.

The Alleged Porn Binge

According to a report, North Korean soldiers in Russia have been "gorging on pornography" thanks to their newfound internet freedom.

• Russia's internet access is more open than the super-restrictive North Korea.

• The Pentagon spokesperson said they can't confirm any "North Korean internet habits or virtual 'extracurriculars'" in Russia.

• But according to US Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz, the US is focused on the "more significant regional security concerns" of the North Korean-Russian alliance.

North Korean Troops in Ukraine

North Korean troops were deployed to assist Russia's war in Ukraine in late October, raising global alarm.

• Their involvement threatens to escalate the conflict even further.

• The Pentagon is keeping a close eye on this military partnership, but not the troops' browsing history.

• Apparently, the US has more pressing matters to attend to than whether the North Koreans are, uh, "multitasking" on the job.

😂 So there you have it. Guess we'll have to wait and see if the troops start uploading their, uh, "research" to OnlyFans.

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA
Social Media Ban for Teens

The Australian government plans to crack down on teens using social media by instituting a minimum age of 16 for children to use social media platforms.

The Legislation

The new law would require social media platforms to verify the age of Australian users.

• Platforms like X, TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook would have 12 months to implement the age limit.

• Underage users and their parents would not be penalized, but the platforms would face consequences for non-compliance.

• Exemptions may be made for educational purposes or other special circumstances.

Reactions and Concerns

The proposal has received mixed reactions from experts and industry groups.

• Some academics argue the ban is too "blunt" and could drive teen behavior underground.

• A mental health service provider worries the ban could cut off a vital source of support for young people.

• Industry groups say a more balanced approach is needed to address online risks.

Prime Minister's Stance

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is adamant that social media is harming Australian kids.

• He says he's heard from countless parents, grandparents, and other relatives who are "worried sick" about online safety.

• Albanese believes the platforms must be held accountable for protecting young users.

Next Steps

The legislation will be introduced in Parliament later this month and take effect 12 months after passage.

• Australia's eSafety Commissioner will provide guidance to platforms on implementing the age limit.

• The opposition party has expressed in-principle support for the 16-year-old age restriction.